A long time ago, in a Galaxy far far away...
There lived a species of Alien only known to the humans as the PZsW Tribe. Their home planet of Beatopia was tragically demolished by the greed-fueled army of Biters, and Chumps employed under the unwilling rule of the evil Queen Recordicon Dealia. The lazar blast of hatred and selfishness that Collided through Planet Beatopia caused the PZsW's home planet to explode into millions of asteroid rocks. The asteroids plummeted through the galaxy for eons after the terrible occurrence. Many innocent creatures died in the explosion, but a select few for by whatever twist of fate survived by holding on to the flying asteroids, and learning to ride them much like a surfer would perfect his ability to transport himself through a wave of water. Instead of water they were surfing the Galaxy. One boy PZsW in particular who would later become identified as PZsW51986 was one of these chosen few, and he is where our story truly begins...
Armed only with his Beataar a device the PZsW's used as their sole tool of aid for almost every practical purpose PZsW51986 soared through the dark air of outer space. After eons of traveling through 26 solar systems he could feel the momentum of the burning rock from his destroyed home begin to dwindle. As the large space rock his leg like tentacles were firmly strapped to began to cool he saw in the visible distance a colorful planet that he felt some sort of strong voice telling him that was where he was meant to land. After a very abrupt and bumpy Crash Landing Upon this Unknown World PZsW51986 only knew to do one thing. He began activating his Beatarr to generate strange and rhythmic sound vibrations that no human had ever heard before, but in fact was what his species knew as communication. Not knowing what planet this was, where on this planet he was, or if intelligent life even existed the Lost Alien Boy began his Attempt to Communicate to the life forms of this new surrounding.
PZsW51986 was in fact on a planet we know very well, the planet Earth. His crash had landed him in a place known as Los Angeles California within the planet Earths United States. Call it fate but as the sound vibrations floated their way through the smoggy LA air a few streets down from the field PZsW51986 had landed there was a human boy named Prozak Morris alone in his room with the lights dimmed creating very similar sounds to what PZsW51986 was transmitting as an SOS. Prozak was taken by surprise to find that the sounds he was manipulating with his electronic musical instruments began to morph, and change their succession in every which way without him pressing a single button or turning a single knob. As if a ghost had taken control of his equipment. Normally he would have been frightened but the sounds that began to flow out of his speakers were some of the most pleasing tones he had ever heard. He felt an overwhelming sense of urgency to leave his home, but he had no clue why. As the sounds swirled around his room he noticed on his laptop computer screen letters began to float across the screen saver. The letters were randomized for the most part with a word in English that could be noticed every few streams that passed from left to right of the devices screen. It was instructions to follow the sounds he was hearing. Just then he hard the sounds begin to play from his headphones that were sitting idle on the corner of his desk. He slapped on the cans and immediately felt the sounds lead him in the direction he needed to go in order to find PZsW51986.
After a short walk to the field where the crash occurred Prozak saw in the distance a pattern of small flashing red and white lights and a strong oscilloscope like beam of light radiating and its shape responding in unison to the sounds that floated in the middle of the smaller blinking bulbs. He knew he had found what he was looking for. As he got closer he realized there was some sort of person holding an unrecognizable devise and generating the sounds...but it was not a human. Again Prozak felt no trace of fear, but strangely enough as he walked close enough to the creature he only felt a strong sense of Friendship, and Love radiating from this being despite his off-putting reptile like appearance. When PZsW51986 first saw Prozak Morris standing across from him he was unable to recognize his ability to be a true living being, but instead perceived him as some kind of Mechanical Android, or a Mechanical Man if you will. You see Prozak Morris was not capable of radiating that overwhelming feeling of Love and Appreciation he felt from PZsW51986, nor any human for that matter. It was that very spirit of unconditional Love, Respect and Gratitude for every living, and inanimate object in the Galaxy that granted the PZsW Tribe there vast resources of technology, and wealth...even though they had no planetary currency during there existence. The two immediately felt a cosmic connection and Prozak Morris was more that excited to take PZsW51986 back to his house to find out exactly what he was, and more importantly have a jam session. As Prozak went to give PZsW51986 a handshake the alien wrapped his tentacle like arm around Prozaks hand and the two boys disintegrated and re materialized in Prozak’s bedroom in a matter of seconds.
Prozak Began to talk to the alien, asking him the usual first time human alien interaction questions. But PZsW51986 just looked at him motionless unable to interpret Prozaks inquiry. Then it dawned on Proz what he had to do. He fired up his MPC, and his Synthesizers, and began to think in his mind a question, but would manipulate a sound with one of his instruments while he had the thought in his mind. At once PZsW51986 flipped the on switch to his Beataar and began to answer back with similar type sounds. Prozak soon learned that the creature was identified by a serial number because names and status are irrelevant in his culture. Every creature on his planet is recognized as one living breathing entity. He also learned how there planet was destroyed by the evil Queen Recordicon Dealia, and her army of evil doing Biters and Chumps simply because they were hating on there skills and style. PZsW learned about Prozak Morris’s Culture as well, he saw his machines and how they mimic the PZsW Beataar technology, and function. He met Prozak’s faithful sidekick Chikies The Dog, and saw how the Human creatures live in harmony with other species on their planet if they choose to. He also met Prozak Morris' Human counterpart Zareth Pinto, and learned that how the Humans share a trace of the PZsW main power source within Male/Female companionship...we call it Love...they call it Everything. The two stayed up all night jamming on there machines and learning all about each others planets and cultures until Prozak eventually nodded off with his head resting on his keyboard sustaining a dissonant chord through the night. PZsW51986 never needed to sleep, or even eat for that matter, though he was able to do both if he felt the need to for leisure. He studied Prozak as he was asleep scanning him with a lazar beam from his Beataar in attempts to find out what was going on under the hood of these Human creatures. The alien boy was in the middle of a thought about how the Human Beings had what he considered abnormally large feet in comparison to there bodies when his Beataar erupted with a message transmission, and the strange sounding clicks, whips, and blips that occur with it.
The sounds awoke Prozak as the two listened to the message that was coming from PZsW51986's father who had been lost in space along with the other survivors of the blast. The message was confirmation of PZsW51986's purpose for his stay on the Planet Earth. He was to teach the Earthlings the ways of the PZsW's, and he was to do it with Prozak Morris his new Earthling friend by his side. Excited to share this news to his girlfriend, Prozak and PZsW51986 rushed out of the bedroom, and into the living room to find Zareth hanging out on the couch with her friend Synthia. As PZsW51986 locked eyes with Synthia he instantly began to play her a beautiful melody on his Beataar, programming her heart naturally, and confirming that love at first sight is what the PZsW's do best. Prozak Morris, PZsW51986, Zareth, Synthia, and Chikies The Dog were inseparable for the next few weeks. Day in and day out the two boys would create, and record music while the only thought in their heads with the push of every button, and key was the message that PZsW51986 was to leave to the Humans. The Girls, and Chikies The Dog were the main source of energy for the two boys as they worked. PZsW51986 was very certain the longer they focused and appreciated there love for them the stronger that energy source would become and soon they would have the power to spread the message to all Humans, and also build a Space Craft for PZsW51986 to find the rest of his lost tribe with.
The two were becoming so powerful that an old nemesis began to take notice of the strong beam of energy beginning to radiate from this planet Earth. It was identical to the ora that surrounded Planet Beatopia, except it was a smaller concentrated source as oppose to planet-wide one. Evil Queen Recordicon Dealia was hip to the fact there was a PZsW on this distant Planet Earth, and would stop at nothing to rid the already suffering planet of that kind of enlightenment. She sent a small army of her evil doing Biters to retrieve the PZsW and anyone involved in its self-empowering ways. Prozak and his new best buddy were jamming away, almost finished with there message to the earthlings, and even more so exhausted from working so hard. The two decided to take a short rest, and though PZsW51986 didn't need to do it he took a nap with his Earthling friend simply to have the shared experience together. As the two slept Prozaks room began to fill with thick grey smoke, and a deep earthquake like rumble shook all four walls of the room. Chikies The Dog was the only one to wake from the ruckus, and it scared her into hiding under the bed just in time for Queen Recordicon Dealias henchmen to not see her. They threw the two boys into shiny black elastic type bags that vacuum-sealed shut to form the shape of their bodies. As the smoke cleared the room there was no sign of PZsW51986, or Prozak Morris in the room, and Chikies The Dog began to cry.
Zareth and Synthia rushed into the room to see what the matter was, and were shocked, and equally sad to see there loved ones had disappeared with only there machines left behind. As they too began to cry a message transmission began to chatter its crazy sounds from PZsW51986's Beataar. The message was again from PZsW51986's father, and it was instructing Chikies the Dog to finish the assembly of the Space Craft the two boys were working on, and to take the Beataar with her in order to rescue the boys, and return them to Earth so that they may finish the crucial message. With PZsW51986's father guiding her every move Chikies The Dog finished the Space Craft just as she was instructed, and within 24 hours was launching into space to find the enemy ship that held her beloved friends hostage. Chikies The Dog got down in no time, and taking out every Biter, and Evil Doing Chump in her path she not only freed the two from Recordicon Dealia’s ship, but managed to snag a Rocket Cruiser for them to take home as a souvenir. When the three returned to Prozaks house the anxious girls, happy to see their men alive and well, greeted them. As they all danced and celebrated to funky beats the music was interrupted by yet another message.
This time it was the Ambassador of Beatopia awarding Chikies The Dog a medal of excellence for being a Spectacular Astronaut, and executing such a heroic rescue. He presented the girls the gift of Pirls, and the boys the gift of Noys, two of the most cherished Beatopian natural resources. An award was also given to Prozak Morris and PZsW51986 declaring them The New Found Baddest Mother Funkers In The Galaxy. They all continued to celebrate recording what sounds they generated, and feeling a stronger than ever connection to their own hearts, and each others as well.
The sun set, and as the girls, and Chikies The Dog began to fall asleep Prozak and PZsW51986 sat outside of his apartment on the roof top lying on their backs, discussing their lives, and watching the slowly visible starts flicker in the smog coated Hollywood sky. The night fell, and the two boys still on the roof began to hear the clicks, and bleeps of PZsW51986's Beataar starting to fire up as it lay next to the alien. It was again a final message from PZsW51986's Father. He congratulated PZsW51986 on his accomplishments, and was pleased to report to him his Work was Completed On Earth. He told the alien boy how proud he was of him for all he had done for this planet and its big-footed species. He told him he loved him very much, and ended the message by telling both the boys to look up again at the sky they had been staring at earlier. As the two tilted their heads up, the smog parted like the red sea, and an extraordinary spacecraft that to Prozak resembled a humungous Beataar hovered above the two. Prozak Morris looked at his Alien brother and understood what was taking place as he saw tears begin to glisten in his solid black reptile like eyes. He knew this was the last time he would ever see his new friend again and Prozak Morris too began to tear up. PZsW51986 extended his tentacle like arm towards Prozak, just as how Prozak did to him upon them meeting for the first time and PZsW51986 Bided Farewell To His Earthling Brother. As Prozak reached out and gripped PZsW51986's tentacle a blinding beam of light shined down over the alien and he disintegrated into millions of tiny pieces and vanished while Prozak Stayed put on the rooftop of his apartment. When the lights faded away, and the ship soared of into the distance of outer space Prozak looked down at the ground where he was standing and saw his alien brother had left him a gift...He picked up PZsW51986's Beataar that had been left behind and passed on to him to continue to spread the message that the Lost Alien Boy Attempted To Communicate To The Creatures With Big Feet. Prozak Morris wiped the tears from his eyes, waved good-bye to the sky, and went back inside his room to create more music…
released 01 January 2013
Prozak Morris- MPC2500, MPC5000, MPC3000, MPC1000, Dr.Sample Sp202, Record Digging, Sample Editing, Technics 1200's, Vestax PMC 07, Mini Moog V, Jupiter 8, ARP2600, CS-80, Prophet V, Juno 60, DX-7, Triton Studio, Micro Korg3, Fantom X7, Nintendo and Atari Sound Chips controlled via Axiom 49, Massive, Sylenth, Nexus, Gladiator, The Mouth, Cassette Tape Deck Operator, Video Cassette Recorder Operator, AM/FM Dial Radio Operator, Analog 4-Track 8-Track and 12-Track Operator, Logic 9 Operator, All Sequencing Programming Design and Arrangement of Sound Molecules, Lyrics and Vocals, Recording-Mixing-and Mastering Engineer, Alien Communication, and Co-Space Craft Assembly.
Zareth Pinto- All Female Sung Vocals, and Female Spoken Word Vocals
PZsW51986- All Extra Terrestrial Sounds That Don't Exist On The Planet Earth, Beataar, Space Transmission Static and Textures.
Chikies The Dog- Barking, Co-Drum Programmer, All Arpeggio Ideas and Sound Patches, Video Game Sounds Designer.
Bannon Rudis- Album Cover Illustration.
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